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DefendCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	6871
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7834	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	2838
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Villages Defended:	14	Crops Grown:	4501
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6522	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5522	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Dragon Eggs Found:	3132
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	291
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	4436	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crops Grown:	1631	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1336	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	9369	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!