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SisCrazyCraft

cancer diagnosis, disrespectful behavior., emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional response, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family stress, Family Support, half-sibling, hurtful words, illness impact, insensitive comments, parental remarriage, prideful behavior, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCrazyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama crazier than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your sister’s insane ramblings.

Our server is so lit, it’s like finding a diamond in a mineshaft full of zombies. And speaking of zombies, our community is so lively, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse (but in a fun way, not a scary way).

Forget about your sister’s weird theories about your mom’s remarriage and focus on building the coolest castle in all of Minecraft. Who needs family drama when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, you’ll never have to deal with crazy siblings again (unless they join the server too, but hey, that’s part of the fun).

CraftyCash: Legit Money Hacks!

CraftyCash, easy money, Entrepreneurship, extra cash, financial freedom, Financial Success, freelance, Hacks, income streams, Legal, Legit, legitimate ways, MONEY, money making ideas, money tips, money-making opportunities, online business, passive income, profitable ventures, side hustle, success, wealth building, work from home

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a few measly diamonds? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your money-making prayers! Join us and you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Our server is so lucrative, players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and even a pet dragon named Steve! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where the winner takes home a real-life piglet as their prize! And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Disco Dance Party,” where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to their heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making easy money the fun and outrageous way!

DecIndependenceCraft

american history, american revolution, celebration, DecIndependenceCraft, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding documents, founding fathers, freedom, historical events, historical significance, independence day, January, Liberty, national anthem, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, revolution, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience a world where the Declaration of Independence was signed in January! why? because on this server, pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats!

imagine a land where every block is made of cheese and the only way to mine diamonds is by dancing the cha-cha! build your own roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back, where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever created! who needs reality when you can have a world where everything is upside down and chickens rule the kingdom? come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Draconicraft SMP: Where Dragons Roam Free and Adults Can Finally Play Minecraft!

Adult, Adults, Armor statues, authentic, BUILD, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Farm, Finally, free, Minecraft, minecraft update, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portals, Play, Plugins, Projects, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, world border

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Villages Defended:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a world border of 20k. The server does not reset with updates, allowing players to have ample time to work on projects and explore new features.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server offers an authentic survival experience with additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras. Examples include Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and more.
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord server linked above and fill out the application form to get started. The server is whitelist-only, so an application is required for access.
What language is used on the server?	While English is encouraged for public chat, players are free to use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

HotPantsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where women don’t wear hot pants in public? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all the female avatars rock hot pants 24/7! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated paradise where fashion knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hot Pants Gang, a group of elite players who roam the virtual world causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and become a hot pants-wearing renegade, feared and respected by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where hot pants reign supreme and anything is possible. Who knew a simple pair of shorts could lead to such epic adventures?

SlaveCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, brain implant, control, Cook, Exploitation, forced labor, groundskeeper, human rights violation, inhumane treatment, master-slave relationship, Minecraft, Nigerian, ownership, PAJEET, power dynamics, Server, sex slave, Slav, slave auction, slave chip, SlaveCraft, Slavery, social justice

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world where slavery is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us for the chance to buy your very own Slav, pajeet, or Nigerian at our virtual slave auction. Need a sex slave to fulfill your wildest fantasies? Or maybe a groundskeeper to tend to your pixelated gardens? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Each slave comes with a special slave chip implanted in their brain, ensuring they obey your every command. And if they dare to harm their master, they’ll feel pain like never before. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual slavery could be so entertaining?

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a bachelorette party, but instead of a stripper, they hired an artist’s model…and that model is YOU! Get ready for some awkward yet hilarious moments as you strike some explicit poses (no physical contact, of course) with your best friend’s girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Your best friend has no idea about this little party shenanigan, so why not spice things up even more by telling him yourself? Who knows what kind of drama and chaos will unfold!

So come on and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have scandalous bachelorette parties and awkward confrontations? Don’t miss out on the fun!

BugCraft Minecraft Server

Bites, bug, BugCraft, creepy, creepy crawly, encounter, entomologist, entomology, entomophobia, exterminator, fear, gross, infestation, insect, Minecraft, Nightmare, Pest Control, Phobia, Server, stings, Story, WORST

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

CraftyNostalgia

changing interests, childhood favorites, CraftyNostalgia, evolving tastes, forgotten passions, former hobbies, former obsessions, hobbies, interests, letting go, lifestyle changes, moving on, Nostalgia, old habits, past loves, past passions, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, shifting priorities

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	863883
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	3757

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!