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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5749 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
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