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QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9252
Buildings Constructed:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	162	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7497	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	186
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3569

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	3473
Votes:	3456	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crops Grown:	2428	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7537	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7780	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!