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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2513 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
