two men – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles
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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

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New Server IP
Crafty Minds Server
chronic diseases, Chronic illness, Crafty, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, long-term damage, long-term effects, Medical, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minds.., misdiagnosed, Misdiagnosis, misdiagnosis consequences, patient care, physical health, physical wellbeing, Psychosomatic, Server, study, Treatment
yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.
also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.
so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

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New Server IP

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

So What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
Auction House – sell your items at auction
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

What are the Ranks?

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

PVP is not allowed
Swords are not allowed
Potions are not allowed
Bows are not allowed

Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

Matsuri’s Hololive Haven 1.20.1
1.20.1, Anime, cute, doesn’t want, Entertainment, fan favorite, funny, Gaming, Haven, Hero, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Live streaming, matsuri, Matsuris, Needs, Otaku, Popular, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber
Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s like the holy grail of chaos and fun! Matsuri is like the secret weapon that Hololive is hiding from us, but we gotta unleash her on this server! Imagine the craziness and madness she’ll bring, it’s gonna be like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and be part of the legend!

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Momma’s Minion Mayhem
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional labor, family dynamics, Frustration, in-law, lack of support, language barrier, long term relationship, lunch plans, MAYHEM, minion, mommas, mother-in-law, partner, pizza incident, relationship, Resentment, standing up
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and pizza-stealing in-laws! Ever wanted to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual land where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory? Look no further, because our server has it all!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your partner’s mother swoops in and declares she’s going to eat your hard-earned pizza. Will you stand up for yourself and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let it slide and search for leftovers in the fridge? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
With a language barrier thrown into the mix, communication becomes even more challenging. Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about that stolen pizza.

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New Server IP
EvilCrafters Unite!
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Have you ever met a Minecraft player so evil, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to team up with the most diabolical mastermind in all of blocky land. Rumor has it they once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it blew up an entire village in one shot. Join our server if you dare to unleash your inner villain and conquer the virtual world with chaos and mayhem! Just remember, no griefing the admins or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a prank involving a hundred chickens and a lava pit.

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New Server IP

Cubed Chaos

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Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community.

Overview

The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community.

Datapacks

Gameplay Enhancements
Anti Endermen grief Anti Ghast grief Armour Statues Armoured Elytra Coordinates Hud Custom Nether Portals Double Shulker Shells Dragon Drops Elytra Durability Ping Fast Leaf Decay Husks Drop Sand Mini Blocks More Effective Tools More Mob Heads Player Head Drops Redstone Rotation Wrench Terracotta Rotation Wrench Silence Mobs

Crafting Enhancements
Back to Blocks Blackstone Cobblestone Crafting Charcoal to Black Dye Craftable Blackstone Craftable Bundles Craftable Coral Blocks Craftable Gravel Craftable Horse Armor Double Slabs More Bark, Bricks, Stairs, Trapdoors Powder to Glass Rotten Flesh to Leather Sandstone Dyeing Straight to Shapeless Universal Dyeing Unpackable Ice, Nether Wart, Wool

Cubed Chaos Exclusives
Renewable Gilded Blackstone Smeltable Amethyst Shards Craftable Raw Ores Custom Advancements and more

Rules

The Golden Rules… Don’t be a prick.
No Griefing. Pranks are fun, demolishing someone’s base is griefing.
No Thieving. Be in from killing a player, raiding bases etc. Insta Ban.
No exploitation of game glitches, for example; duping items of any method. Insta Ban (TNT Duping is on a permission basis for specific farms)
No use of abusing packs such as X-Ray. Client side mods such as Mini Map are welcome.
No Asking for Admin or Mod Permission. Insta Ban
Respect the shop system and the prices set by the shop owner. This will be treated as theft, see Rule #3.

Other Notes

YouTubers are a big bonus, but definitely not required.

To Apply

We have a Public Discord for those who wish to apply here. There is a 30-day probation period as well. Best of luck!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.1
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Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be prepared for some next level shenanigans. We’re talking about a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the memes flow like water.
Imagine a world where you can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s like a fever dream, but better because you can actually play it.
And let me tell you, the community here is top notch. We’ve got the dankest memes, the weirdest builds, and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and creativity, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to question your sanity and your grasp on reality. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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New Server IP
CatCraft: No Fiancé Allowed!
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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.
So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!
But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!

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New Server IP
CyberShockCraftUSvsRussia
CyberShockCraftUSvsRussia
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server where the u.s. caved to russia in a cybersecurity fight!! like wut even?? imagine all the crazy stuff u can do on this server, like teaming up with russian hackers to take down the u.s. government or building a secret underground base to hide from the fbi. plus, there’s a rumor that putin himself plays on this server and he’s always looking for new recruits to join his cyber army. so come on, join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!! #russiacyberwarfare #putinminecraftboss

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New Server IP

Stormy Lagoon

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Server Details

Version	1.21.4
Available On	Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP address play.stormylagoon.com. For Bedrock, use the port 25566.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, all ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay.
Is PvP enabled by default?	No, PvP is disabled by default but can be enabled by choice.
How can I claim land for my builds?	Use the advanced land claiming system to take control of your builds and manage access.