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KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	1645
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

Album review, AlbumRater, best album, Minecraft, Music, music analysis, music assessment, music commentary, music critique, music evaluation, music feedback, music opinion, music ranking, music rating, music recommendation, Music Review, perfect score, smp, ten/ten album, top rating

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	4739
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Animals Bred:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	311360
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Items Found:	6029
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

BorisCraft, BugGate, Crib

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	7213	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shop, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	335
Animals Bred:	112	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

flow.lighter-mc.ru

Crafty Indo Minecraft Server

common, Crafty, cultural belief, cultural phenomenon, cultural practice, cultural trend, folklore, indo, Indonesian, Indonesian belief, Indonesian culture, Indonesian folklore, Indonesian mythology, Indonesian society, Indonesian tradition, Minecraft, Mythology, Server, Vore Community, vore fetish, vore phenomenon, vore tradition, vored

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

🤣 Are you tired of getting vored in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about getting vored again…unless you’re into that sort of thing 😏

🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙

🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢

🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡

🧙‍♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3539

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).