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ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, coping with parental abuse, damaging comments, deep wounds, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, healing from trauma, hurtful memories, hurtful phrases, hurtful words, long-term effects, Minecraft, negative impact, painful memories, parental criticism, ParentalRoasts, parents, Server, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, worst thing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Potions Brewed:	43

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!

Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

Adventures, brushes with death, close calls, coming close to death, confronting mortality, dangerous encounters, escaping death, facing danger, facing mortality, heart-stopping moments, life changing events, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging in the balance, life-altering experiences, life-threatening situations, miraculous escapes, moments of fear, near death experiences, neardeath, Peril, PIXEL, Survival, surviving against all odds., traumatic incidents

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, catholic church, closed-door meeting, controversy, discrimination, equality, gay slur, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, News, offensive language, pope, PopeCraft, Religion, Reports, scandal, Server, Social Issues, Vatican

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

DataCenterDrama

#sustainability, ai, Analytics, Artificial Intelligence, big data, computing, Data Center, data processing, DataCenterDrama, digital transformation, efficiency, energy consumption, Future, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, power demand, smart technology, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	687290	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2119
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!

Dumb Genius Craft

cognitive dissonance, Craft, dumb, GENIUS, intelligence, Intelligent, introspection, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-aware individuals, self-awareness in intelligent people, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Emeralds Found:	8675
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

So, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?

Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chat, Community, Creative, Exploring, female, feminine, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1851	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru

AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!

1.20.6, AZPBMD, bedrock, Brooke, Chaos, collide, don’tplaythisserver, instagram, java, long-running, Map, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No Hacks, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, Parent, Resets, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, tiktok, Unmoderated Chat, Updated, Vanilla, webpage, x-ray

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Host	dontplaythisserver.com
Website	https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules:

No hacked clients of any kind
No x-raying of any kind
The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Q: When was the server created?

A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any specific server features?

A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/

PhoenixCraft Server

AI: Somnium Files 2, Character development, courtroom drama, crime solving, Danganronpa dead, detective, Interactive Fiction, investigation, Murder Mystery, mystery game, next big game, Phoenix Wright dead, PhoenixCraft, plot twists, puzzle solving, Rain Code, Server, Suspense, Thriller, video game, visual novel, Zero Escape dead

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of all the same old boring mystery games being dead and gone? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate mystery game experience waiting for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server

25 year old, career focus, delayed parenthood, demographic trends, environmental factors, family, Family Planning, fertility issues, first world problems, FIRSTIE, future generations, genetic dead end, health concerns, House, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population decline, Reproduction, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!

AutisticAntics Minecraft Server

advocacy, autism, AutisticAntics, Boundaries, bullying, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, Harassment, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, School, Server, social cues, special needs, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky boys following you around!

Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with social cues and awkward situations. Our server is a safe space for you to just chill and have fun without any drama. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or harassed.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself without any judgment or pressure. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!