TWO LANES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	968055
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	607
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	172	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	90
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8616	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime genre, anime lovers, anime plot, anime recommendation, anime relationships, Anime Series, anime style, Anime Suggestions, anime themes, anime vibes, anime world, AnimeCraft, feel, Older Women, pixels, Problems, Recommendation, shota

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	8410	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	200
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	812
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9033
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3282	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!