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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy

Campaign, controversy, debate, election, foreign relations, guy, leadership, Manipulation, Old, opponent, PALS, Panic, Party, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, putin, Putins, PvP, russia, scandal, sick, trump, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

IcedUp Minecraft

Cross-Play, Economy, multiplayer survival factions skyblock minigames economy RPG creative roleplay vanilla modded adventure hardcore factions prison pixelmon tekkit tekkit legends forge spigot, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

IcedUp Minecraft is the place to be! We have land claiming, pvp in wilderness, jobs and custom items! Updated to 1.21!

icedup.net

Gaming is for Everyone

Bigotry, Community, Contact, Decorheads, Discord, EXCLUDED, Friendly, Gaming, Hate Speech, INCLUSIVE, java, Join, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, MC-general, Minecraft, PERMISSIONS, rules, Safespace, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Emeralds Found:	8742

Have you ever been gaming and you feel excluded due to the bigotry of others in the community? Well look no further because here at Gaming is for Everyone we are inclusive to everyone and don’t tolerate any hate speech towards anyone. This is our vanilla survival java server, you’re able to join by being a part of the discord and reading the rules before you get the permissions to be able to play with us. If there’s no staff on, just contact us in the mc-general channel.

51.222.147.151:25576

FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, Character development, escapism, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, overpowered protagonist, Personalities, Power Fantasy, Protagonist, Server, sick of, side characters, storytelling, supporting characters, wish fulfillment, world-building

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old power fantasies in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the side characters have more personality than you can handle! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate isekai power fantasy like never before!

RusCraft Minecraft Server

ballet, Borscht, culture, cyrillic, History, Hospitality, Kremlin, Literature, love, Matryoshka dolls, Minecraft, Moscow, Red Square, RusCraft, russia, russians, Server, st petersburg, traditional cuisine, trans-siberian railway, travel, Vodka, winter sports

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Void Armor Forged:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you a fan of vodka, bears riding unicycles, and squatting like a true Slav? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have a special Russian-themed world where you can build your own babushka doll house, ride on a pet bear, and participate in epic vodka-drinking contests. Plus, our community is full of friendly Russians who will teach you how to swear like a true comrade. Join us now and embrace your inner Ivan!

FriendZoneCraft

acts of service, Best Friend, bisexuality, Boundaries, boyfriend drama, caregiving, cleaning, Communication, Emotional support, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Healthcare, helping out, love and friendship, love language, married friend, overreacting, relationships, Support, surgery recovery, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as supportive as a best friend after surgery? Look no further than our server! We’ll take care of you like we took care of Amber post-surgery, minus the fallopian tube removal (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Join us for a healthcare system-free experience where you can relax, heal, and have someone tuck you in at night (virtually, of course). Our server is so supportive, your boyfriend might accuse you of cheating on him with us. But hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server that treats you better than a girlfriend?

So come on over and experience the love language of acts of service in the most outrageous way possible. We promise not to clean your bathroom unless you really need it. And if you’re lucky, maybe we’ll even bring you some homemade chicken noodle soup in-game. Join now and let the friendship drama unfold!

Block and Chill

Afterglow, BLOCK, Bonding, Chill, Cuddling, enjoy each other’s company, express love, Intimacy, kiss, LAUGH, listen to music, make plans, MASSAGE, pillow talk, post-coital bliss, Relax, romantic dinner, share secrets, shower together, Sleep, Talk, watch a movie

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

What do people usually do after making love? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mine for diamonds and build epic castles to celebrate their post-coital bliss! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and blocky romance. Who needs cuddling when you can cuddle up with a creeper and survive the night together? So come on, join our server and let’s make love… to Minecraft!

HornyJailCraft

detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Farms Harvested:	827	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	6325
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

giltory.com

CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!