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DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2992
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Crops Grown:	8251
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Votes:	1061	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	527	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2034
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Spears Created:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.