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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5047 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3382 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!
join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
