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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9095 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
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