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DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	57
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!

HotDiggityCraft Minecraft Server

aegon, Aegon the Conqueror, dragons, Drama, FANTASY, fire and blood, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, HotDiggityCraft, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Iron Throne, long night, Minecraft, prequel, Server, seven kingdoms, targaryen, TV series, valyria, westeros, Winterfell

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

NoBrosAllowedMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, coping with addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, Family Support, NoBrosAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, substance abuse, tough love, uncomfortable living situation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, DATING, dating red flags, deal breakers, Minecraft, red flag behaviors, red flag checklist, red flag indicators, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag warning signs, red flags, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, Relationship Red Flags, relationships, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	936
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft dating scene? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll only find players with hearts of gold (or at least diamond). Our server is like a virtual dating paradise, where you can build your dream love nest with your special someone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its soulmate here. So why settle for less when you can find true love on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe right on happiness!

PixelPet Paradise

dream pet, exotic pet, fantasy pet, ideal pet, luxury pet, Paradise, perfect pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet choice, pet companionship., pet desires, pet dreams, pet expenses, pet fantasy, pet goals, pet happiness, pet love, pet ownership, pet wishlist, PixelPet, unlimited resources

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4338
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old pets like dogs and cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can have ANY pet you can dream of! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? We got you covered. Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest pets you can think of! Who needs a regular old dog when you can have a pet that can fly you to the moon and back? Join now and start your epic pet collection journey!