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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1492 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
