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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5108 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 124 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
