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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3894 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw epic raves every night, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… rubber chickens?
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!