New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Goontown

    Goontown
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3893
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Villages Defended: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    goontown.falixsrv.me:35098

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5710
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Farms Harvested: 119
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3462
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3225 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Potions Brewed: 159
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Enchantments Applied: 160 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 379
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8198
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Potions Brewed: 55 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6591
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 118

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4326
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5485
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Votes: 1913
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1233
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 New Chunks Explored: 977221
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Crops Grown: 6029

    New Minecraft Servers

    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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