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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9120 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a dimly lit cave. 2. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. 3. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. 4. Our server events are crazier than a creeper on a trampoline. 5. The banlists on our server change more often than a cat changes sleeping spots. 6. Our server decklists are so meta, they’ll make your opponents cry more than when they lose to a baby zombie. 7. We have upcoming releases that are more exciting than finding a hidden stronghold. 8. Our server events are more epic than a dragon fight in the End.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!