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Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ores Mined:	8368	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	193	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	6008	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	8838	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crops Grown:	6768	Star Shards Collected:	154
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).