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LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	9750
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	138
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	4910	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	819056	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!