Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.
We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.
If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.
So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?
Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.
| Server Info | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP |
| Version | Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods |
| Whitelist | Exclusive whitelist-only |
The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24
This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!
We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!
No whitelisting required!
Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI
Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/
Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist-only? | Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run? | The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods. |
| What is the theme of the server? | The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history. |
| Is there a public community event happening? | Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated. |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.
So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!
Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!