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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 678 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
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