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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1586 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
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