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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	8149	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	72
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	631661	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Zombie Dances:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Farms Harvested:	150	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Animals Bred:	91	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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