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APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7305	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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The Sanctum: Guaranteed to cure your block fever since 1.21! 21+ only, just like a fine wine.

Adults, Bases, BLOCK, cure, diamond-based economy, Discord, everyday life, Farms, Fever, Fine, gaming district, GUARANTEED, HermitCraft Inspired, likeminded people, Mature, Minecraft, modded server, Monitoring, Player Base, Relax, Relaxed, rules, sanctum, Server, Shop, shopping district, Vanilla, vanilla world, wind down, wine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to Sanctum SMP!

We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.

The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.

For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.

Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!

Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Is there a shop economy on the server?	Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules.
How can I join the server?	Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted.

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

BlockyBuddy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of getting blocked by your online crush? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, there’s no blocking allowed! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of getting ghosted by your virtual boo. Join us and never worry about getting blocked again – unless you build a giant statue of their face without permission, then all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP: 10/10 Millennial Approved

10/10 rating, APPROVED, highly recommended, millennial, millennial approved, millennial approved products, millennial approved services, millennial choices, millennial consumer behavior, millennial culture., millennial favorites, millennial generation, millennial lifestyle, millennial mindset, millennial preferences, millennial satisfaction, millennial trends, Millennials, Minecraft, must have, popular among millennials, smp, top rated

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the memes flow like water and the laughter never stops? Look no further than our server, where even millennials consider it a 10/10 experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4066
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Star Shards Collected:	115
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	4573	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crops Grown:	6806
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	2749
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Animals Bred:	139	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

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