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Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

ProjectBeans.modded.fun

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crops Grown:	7534
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	8617
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

195.35.37.212

Pay to Play Minecraft Server

Accountability, as long as we pay, avoid consequences, breaking the law, bribery, consequences, Corruption, criminal activity, dishonesty, Escape, evade, get away, illegal behavior, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, moral decay, Pay, Play, repercussions.., Server, societal issues, unethical practices

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running for your life! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of excitement as players are constantly being chased by mobs, lava, and even other players trying to steal their precious loot.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some crazy perks to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun?

And if you think you’re tough enough, try taking on our boss mobs that are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken. Trust us, you’ll need all the skills and luck you can get to survive on this server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to get away from it all on our insane Minecraft server!

Amazing Style Minecraft SMP

adaptation, amazing, amazing style, Game, long tail, Minecraft, smp, Style, tags, Themes, throw it away

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9791	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and styles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

The Warriors

#addons, Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Creation, Economy, Events, Exploration, innovation, Market system, minecraft server, production chains, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to The Warriors, a 100 percent survival custom and Spanish-speaking Minecraft server, designed to offer a unique experience based on Slimefun.

Features: – The power of Slimefun with more than 40 addons, providing an immense variety of content and possibilities for exploration and creation. Each addon adds new objects, systems and mechanics, making the world practically endless in discoveries. – Complete automation: create complex production chains, optimize your resources and transform your base into a perfectly synchronized survival machine. – Active economy: enjoy a trading and market system between players, where you can buy, sell and exchange resources, and become the most prosperous player.

Join our weekly events where you can compete in unique challenges, earn exclusive rewards, and connect with other players in our community.

Be part of The Warriors, where adventure, innovation and community are constantly growing. Come discover everything we have to offer you and join this great Spanish-speaking community!

thewarriorsmc.ddns.net