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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5055 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.
Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!
But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!
