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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8364 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 195 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.