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Protein Mix-Up Craft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4069
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	8377

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	133

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8680	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magic Items Found:	1194	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4790

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	99
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

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