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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2288 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2585 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!