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Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6256
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	375
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	6147	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!