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SvSurvival chill FFA server

Chill, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Ffa, Friends, gain players, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, play regular, Players, Regular Survival, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small Community, SvSurvival, Teams, Tectonic, world generation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Server Overview

Description	Information
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
World Generation	Tectonic as world gen
Community Size	Small
Teams	Multiple teams
IP Address	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes this server different from others?

A: Our server uses Tectonic as world generation, creating a unique survival experience while maintaining the vanilla gameplay.

Q: How can I join a team on the server?

A: You can reach out to existing teams on our Discord server and inquire about joining them. Alternatively, you can form your own team with friends.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in respectful and fair combat.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any rules that I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	989
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4464	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4796	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Star Shards Collected:	211	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!