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DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Potions Brewed:	37

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

Community, compassion, creativity, Diversity, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, hard work, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, perspective, Respect, self-care, Server, society, Support, UnappreciatedCraft, Underappreciated, VALUES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	292
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

ACunitOlympicsParis

#sustainability, AC units, ACunitOlympicsParis, athletes, carbon footprint, climate change, Competition, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental plan, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, Paris, summer games, Teams, US Olympic

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

PixelatedAI: Don’tTrustTheWeb

ai, AI advancements, critical thinking, digital age, digital literacy, DontTrustTheWeb, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information literacy, information overload, internet, internet reliability, media literacy, Misinformation, online content, online credibility, online research, PixelatedAI, skepticism, Technology, trustworthy sources

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret, ya know?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure to bring your sunscreen, cuz it gets pretty hot in there.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, bro? it’s like a party that never stops, with surprises around every corner. come join us and let’s have a blast together, man.

PixelPeds: No Cure for the Blues

“Youth, adolescents, Blues, children, cure, depression, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender medicine, Healthcare, LGBTQ, longitudinal studies, Medical research, mental health, mental health interventions, mental illness, paediatric, PixelPeds, psychological well-being, suicidality, Transgender, transgender youth, treatment outcomes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, liek, u kno wen u play mincraft an u jus wanna hav fun an build stuff an mine for dimonds? well, dis server is liek dat, but wit a twist! we hav a whole new world of craziness an adventure waitin for u!

imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!

an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!