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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1406 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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