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FutaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4975
Magic Items Found:	2762	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Votes:	2689
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	9781
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	294698	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Star Shards Collected:	195	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Towns Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!