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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	3995	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5049	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	168	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	5763	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Love Letters Sent:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.