TV satire Minecraft Servers

TV satire Minecraft Servers

  • Vanillarite

    Vanillarite
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 2775
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    Vanillarite is a lively, vibrant community for mature players. It’s a server of players and communities, of map art and building. Vanillarite is a place that welcomes everyone (including but not limited to lgbtqia+), but we will not tolerate people who are intolerant of others. Our community is mostly adult players and we prefer a calm and chill environment most of the time.

    ✪ Grinders

    ✪ Builders

    Sellers/Shop Owners

    ✪ Redstoners

    ✪ Map Art builders, Artwork viewable in game as a map or on the dynmap.

    ALL have a place on Vanillarite.

    The server also has excellent features for players such as:

    ✪ Claiming with toggleable flags, By default explosions/PvP are disabled but if you have a need for them you can enable them!

    ✪ Ranks, You gain “Claim blocks” as well as more commands as you get more playtime there is ZERO pay to win on this server.

    ✪ and there’s the “Ice ways” A server wide teleportation system removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.

    Anyways I would like to thank anyone who took the time to read this, I hope to see you on the server, maybe not today or tomorrow, but someday.

    IP: play.vanillarite.com

    Map: map.vanillarite.com

    Rules: rules.vanillarite.com

    Discord: discord.gg/wVEJMzd

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  • GlobeMC

    GlobeMC
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7792
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Animals Bred: 68 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16

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    GlobeMC is a geopolitical Towny server running one of the largest Earth maps in Minecraft (1:180). On GlobeMC, you can experience Towny and SiegeWar plugins, start a town or a country, start wars or trade, and much more. The server is in its beta testing phase, so the full map is not available yet. Only Italy is available

    Visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/8nyZJEpBrE

    Website: https://globemc.org/

    Server ip: beta.globemc.org

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  • Zaffeine SMP

    Zaffeine SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 869
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mines Excavated: 1234
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5195 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Enchantments Applied: 216
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla)

    Survival

    18+ Whitelist

    Proximity Voice Chat

    Java 1.20.4

    USA West

    Brand new world

    Zaffeine SMP is a new whitelisted 18+ only survival Minecraft community focused on having a vanilla survival multiplayer experience. There are no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods with the exception of proximity voice chat, optimizations, and very basic data packs.

    Members will hopefully bring a desire and will for fun but also are expected to be mature, reasonable adults.

    The fresh world has not launched yet. We are looking for a solid initial group of like-minded players before we begin.

    The server is currently run by me. I am a life long gamer and engineer. I work a full time job but I am happy to administer and manage the server in my spare time. I have been playing and enjoying Minecraft off and on since 2009.

    Join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/FD4G636M

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  • Better MC

    Better MC
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 624
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

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    Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

    Modpack Version IP Address
    Better MC [FORGE] – BMC4 v26 bettermc.silverkeepmc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/silver-keep-155114795673190400

    Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9292
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8942
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

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    Hotdog Water is hardcore.

    You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

    Hotdog Water is vanilla.

    There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

    Rules

    PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

    🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

    Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

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  • The Real SMP

    The Real SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 9222
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Zombie Dances: 7

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    Greetings from The Real SMP!

    💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

    We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

    🌟Which features do we offer?

    We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

    🌠 Player Shops!!

    Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

    🪧 Spawn Protection!

    We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

    🎉 Giveaways!

    We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

    🆕Vanilla Plus!

    Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

    ❓Thus, why should you come along?

    Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

    IP: mc.therealsmp.com

    Website: https://therealsmp.com/

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  • Pixels Smp

    Pixels Smp
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4287
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7314
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

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    Hello!

    Our server is a friendly and slowly growing semi-vanilla smp with simple voice chat. Everyone is welcomed, and we make sure that everyone is respected.

    Now more about the server… We have temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames and much more.

    You can join from version 1.18 to 1.20.1. Java and bedrock are supported. No mods are required but Simple Voice Chat is needed if you want to use proximity chat.

    We hope to see you there! All feedback is appreciated, we are always eager to make the server better for everyone.

    Server adress: smp.playpixels.net

    Bedrock port: 5216

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  • MINECOMPLEX

    MINECOMPLEX
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 534
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    MINECOMPLEX is one of the fastest growing servers in Minecraft! Our server does not require a license to log in. Version 1.16.5+

    play.minecomplex.net

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  • VanillaAnarchy

    VanillaAnarchy
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 481
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

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    IP: VanillaAnarchy.net

    Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits

    Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.

    • World Size: 30 Million Blocks
    • View Distance: 10 Chunks
    • Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
    • Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
    • World Resets: Never
    • Start Date: July 1st 2023
    • Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
    • Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy

    At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.

    Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

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  • FroobWorld

    FroobWorld
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 809
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Towns Built: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

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    IP: s.froobworld.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

    Website: https://froobworld.com/

    Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/


    FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMPyou will probably enjoy our server.

    Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.


    Some features of FroobWorld:

    • Land claimingwith no limit to the size (within reason)
    • Lockette-style chest locking
    • /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
    • Long-term maps
    • 32 view distance
    • We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

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