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Please don’t forget to feed the mods…oh and play on this server! [modded]

#announcement, central time, Community, Defeat, Discord, dont, Events, Feed, forget, free, Friends, Gaming, Help, improve, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, mods…oh, multiplayer, Opening, Other, Play, Server, wither storm

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2471	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

Description

I am proud to announce the opening of my discord server for people who want to play java minecraft, here you can find out how to play multiplayer for free without servers quickly and easily, find friends to play with, find servers to join, and participate in events. Our first event will be happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time, where everyone will work together to defeat the wither storm. More events will be planned in the future.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the discord server?	You can join the discord server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/Nw98eabh
When is the first event happening?	The first event is happening on Monday, August 12th at 5pm central time.
Is there a need for help in improving the server?	Yes, I am looking for somebody to help me make the server better. If you are interested, please contact me on the discord server.

LootoutCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, Analysis, Character, critique, Customization, Equipment, Evaluation, Feedback, Gaming, Gear, Improvement, loadout, LootoutCraft, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, player, review, Server, setup, strategy, Suggestions, weapons

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Oh, honey, your loadout is so last season! You need to join our Minecraft server ASAP if you want to level up your gear game. We’ve got enchanted diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball and weapons that can slay dragons with just one hit. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before!

StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	New Chunks Explored:	426990
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	172
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4464	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2620

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Towns Built:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	7243
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	7208	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.