TV jokes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockBuddiesUltimatum
Babysitting, Birthday, BlockBuddiesUltimatum, Divorce, family, friendship, Harsh, high school, middle school, nephew, parents, rant, Remarried, Schedule, snot-nosed brats, special occasion, step-family, stepchildren, stepsister, Ultimatum
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and fun!
Join us and leave behind the drama of step-family feuds and friend ultimatums. Our server is a place where you can build your own family of pixelated characters and never have to choose between them and your friends.
Plus, we have a special event every week where you can celebrate your virtual nephew’s birthday without any snot-nosed brats ruining the fun. And if anyone dares to call your virtual family names, you can just block them (literally)!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a roller coaster. And remember, in our world, family always comes first – even if they’re just made of blocks!

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BlockyBurnout
BlockyBurnout
Are you tired of the daily grind of being a potato farmer in Minecraft? Do you want a job that will really push you to the brink of insanity? Look no further than our server! Join us and become a professional creeper whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be tasked with calming down those explosive green monsters before they blow up your precious creations. Think you have what it takes to keep your cool while staring into the face of imminent doom? Join us and find out!

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MexiCanCraft Server
Agreement, Business, Canada, Commerce, Economy, export, foreign policy, global market, Import, international relations, March 4, MexiCanCraft, mexico, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, TAXES, Trade, trump, united states
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!

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RainbowCraft: Gulf ResQ
asylum seekers, cruise, Gulf, gulf of mexico, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ solidarity, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ cruise, LGBTQ+ refugees, RainbowCraft, Refugees, rescue mission, rescues, ResQ
come join our epic minecraft server where we sail the high seas on a lgbtq+ cruise ship and rescue 11 refugees who were lost in the gulf of mexico!!! if you want to be a hero and save lives while building epic structures and battling mobs, then this is the server for you!!! sail away with us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, matey!!! 🏴‍☠️⚓️🌊

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Oceanic Network
Active players, Adventure, Awards, balance, Community, Draws, dynamic, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Fun, Kits, Minecraft, Oceanic Network, Oceanicmc, Premium accounts, raffle, RANGE, Surprises, Survival, Vip
Welcome to Oceanic Network
Here you can find a unique and exciting experience within one of the best Minecraft servers. Our survival is designed to offer a balanced gameplay, with an active community and a dynamic environment. Join our community and live the best adventure in Oceanic Network. Fun is assured and full of emotion and fun and we have incredible surprises prepared for you!
Participate in our draws and win epic awards!
Exclusive Kits draw: Would you like to have a special items kit for your adventure? This is your chance! Store ranges raffle: Do you dream of having a VIP range on the server? Participate and get the range of your dreams! And attention! The most active players will be participating in Minecraft Premium accounts in an exclusive raffle. The more you play, the more opportunities you will have to win a premium account!
We are waiting for you in Oceanicmc!
play.oceanicmc.fun

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The Eternal Region

+18, Adventure, Community, dedicated players, Empire, ETERNAL, Events, expanding world border, Fresh Server, friendly community, future events, Mature, proximity chat, Region, Shop, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, vanilla based, voice chat, Whitelist, whitelist application

The Eternal Region – A Fresh, Community-Driven Minecraft SMP!

Overview
The Eternal Region is a whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based SMP that is three weeks old. It offers a growing world where players can build, start shops, and interact with a friendly and mature community.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Visit https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and read #rules before applying.
What Makes Us Unique?	Fundamentally Vanilla – No game-breaking plugins Community-Driven – Polls decide updates, events, and changes Expanding World Border – Grows by 250 blocks daily Exciting Future Events Survival Island Spawn No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells Simple Voice Chat with proximity chat
Why Join Now?	With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up.

Anime Dream Land 1.21.4
1.21.4, Alternate Reality, animation, Anime, cartoon, Character, COSPLAY, desire, dream, FANTASY, fictional, girl, imagination, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Land, longing, Manga, Otaku, Roleplay, transformation, wish
Yo, bro, do you ever wish you were an anime girl? Well, guess what, on this Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest anime girl dreams!
Join us and become the kawaii anime girl you’ve always wanted to be. We’ve got custom skins, cute outfits, and even magical powers to make you feel like you’re straight out of a Japanese cartoon.
Don’t miss out on the chance to transform into your favorite waifu and explore a world filled with pixelated adventures. You’ll be saying “arigato” to us in no time!

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GirlComplimentMinecraftSMP
Admiration, appreciation, best compliment, best compliment from girl, boost of confidence, Compliment, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, genuine compliment, girl compliment, GirlComplimentMinecraftSMP, heartfelt compliment, kind words, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, sweet words, uplifting words, validation, words of affirmation
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s lit af! Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat, I mean, who does that?! And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet llama that farts rainbows! I know, right?! Plus, the admin once turned into a chicken and started clucking the national anthem, it was wild. So come join us, bro, and experience the madness for yourself! #PotatoTopHatLlamaFarts

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MineCraftMania
MinecraftMania
Do you ever find yourself staring at your computer screen for hours on end, lost in a virtual world of blocks and pixelated adventures? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees grow diamonds, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot stick, and building towering castles made entirely out of cheese. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of coding and are constantly adding new and exciting features to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a rogue herd of exploding sheep). Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be in for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

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CeasefireCraft: No Peace with Russia
Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defence Intelligence chief, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intelligence, military strategy, Peace, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, political stability, russia, security concerns, Ukraine
so like, ukraine’s defence intelligence chief is like, “yo, we can totally have a ceasefire with russia real fast, but like, peace? nah, that ain’t happening anytime soon, bro.”
join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of international politics, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are with creepers and skeletons. build your own empire and conquer the virtual world, because who needs peace when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear, amirite?
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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