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”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?

BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	7045	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Votes:	2508
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!