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BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mines Excavated:	3344	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3432
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	3864
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8004	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	189
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!