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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 496 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3688 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
