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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2686 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!