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Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Players Killed by Monsters:	6007	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1643

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Votes:	457	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	823759
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8098
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Gems Collected:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6266
Potions Brewed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

Allowed, Brazil, Brazilian law, compliance, court order., Data Protection, internet, judge, judicial decision, law enforcement, Legal, legal obligations, legal proceedings, legal representative, legal requirements, Legal System, online platform, Platform, privacy, refusal, Reps, SuspendCraft, suspends, Technology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	8505
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!

HorseLegsShot-OP

animal care, animal welfare, Animals, broken leg, compassion, Equine, EUTHANASIA, euthanize, health, healthy, Horse, horse health, HorseLegsShotOP, injury, Medical Treatment, Shot, Unfortunate, veterinarian, veterinary care, veterinary medicine, well-being

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	776658
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!