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MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

CraftyElectionFlip

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, Centuries, Church ban, church hierarchy, Church separation, Eastern Orthodox Church, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, religious authority, religious autonomy, religious conflict, religious freedom, religious history, Religious independence, religious oppression, Religious subservience, Russian influence, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukraine politics, Ukrainian government

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3579	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	221
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

NoMicros ForWaterBears

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	9607	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

What awaits you on our project?

1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

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Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Emeralds Found:	469	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival
The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players. Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival! Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style! Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more! Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out! Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends! Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of! We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible! IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server?	To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
What kind of quests are available on the server?	We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
Can I earn money on the server?	Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
Is there a party system on the server?	Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
How can I prevent my builds from being raided?	You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9882
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

WeddingCrasherCraft

acceptance, Accountability, Apology, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, forgiveness, Homophobia, Honesty, LGBTQ, personal growth, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, Sexuality, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	6

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!