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PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Farms Harvested:	554	Potions Brewed:	146
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2415

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crops Grown:	4796
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	1584	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!