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RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3148

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

90s, Alternative, boy bands, bringing, childhood memories, classic, fashion, gen-x, girl groups, grunge, iconic, MTV, Music, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, RadicalCraft, Retro, Throwback, trends, VIBE, vintage, y2k

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!

CraftyCommies: No Ukrainians, Nazis, or Nafos Allowed!

Allowed, Bigotry, CraftyCommies, dangerous ideology, discrimination, divisive messaging, extremism, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, intolerance, Manipulation, NAFO, Nafos, nazi, Nazis, Need, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our totally not politically incorrect Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure where you can unleash your inner Ukrainian nazi? Join us for some questionable roleplay and hilarious shenanigans as we conquer the virtual world in style.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!

So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?

Minecraft Mashup Madness – Build, Battle, LOL!

battle, BUILD, Chaldea Broadcasting Station, Chaldea PR Dep’t, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order collaboration, fgoalter, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Hai Ba Trung, lol, madness, mashup, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Pickup Summon, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sky is made of DIAMONDS and the ground is made of GOLD. But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of CREEPERS who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on a quest to defeat the evil Water Monsters Crisis on the Floating Island of Innocents. Rumor has it that the legendary Hai Ba Trung is lurking around, waiting to be summoned to aid in our battle. Will you be the one to harness their power and save the day?

But that’s not all! We have a Chaldea Broadcasting Station Lite where you can catch up on all the latest news and events happening in our Minecraft world. Need some tips on how to level up your skills? Check out our Servant Material Lookup and Coin Calculator tools to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of magic, monsters, and mayhem on our Minecraft server like never before! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the fun begin!

BPD Babes Craft

abusive behavior, Babes, borderline personality disorder, BPD, coercion, control, Craft, Emotional Exploitation, emotional manipulation, Enslavement, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Manipulative Tactics, mental health, mind games, narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, power dynamics, psychological abuse, psychological warfare, toxic relationships, trauma bonding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can manipulate and enslave others? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and learn the best ways to manipulate a bpd woman. Our experienced players will teach you all the tricks and tips you need to enslave her will. And if you’re a narcissist like us, you’ll fit right in!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From mind control to psychological manipulation, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate master manipulator! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not illegal in any way. 😉