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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4277	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are so plentiful, they’re basically worthless! You’ll be swimming in shiny blue rocks faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our server is so generous with resources, you’ll never have to worry about grinding for hours just to afford a measly stack of iron.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on other servers where everything is so expensive it’s not even worth it? Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter.

HotBlockzMC

air pollution, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, environmental degradation, extreme weather events, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockzMC, human activities, industrialization, melting ice caps, natural disasters, ozone depletion, Pollution, renewable energy, rising sea levels, sustainable living

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4307	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and help save the world from global warming by building renewable energy sources and planting virtual trees. Who knew playing Minecraft could actually make a difference in the real world?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to next? Global warming may be the main cause, but on our server, the fun is endless!

SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, arrests made, Conspiracy, counterintelligence, crime, criminal organization, Espionage, foreign agents, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Operation, ring bust, Russian, Saboteur, SaboteurCraft, security forces, Server, suspects, Ukraine, undercover agents

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, ukraine was all like “hey we caught these 19 peeps who were like, totally russian spies trying to sabotage our stuff” and we were like, “whaaat? that’s crazy, but not as crazy as the stuff happening on our minecraft server! join us and you’ll be part of the most epic spy vs spy battles ever! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian spies… or maybe even join them! just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join our server for some insane fun and crazy adventures!”

PlagueCraft FrenchMinister

biohazard, crime, Dangerous, emergency, Europe, France, France news, FrenchMinister, Government, health risk, interior minister, international relations, investigation, Laced, letter, Plague, PlagueCraft, Political, Public Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.

we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.

EggcellentCraft

Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	292	Enchantments Applied:	159

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

Penguins Kingdom

Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin

penguins.shockbyte.pro

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Votes:	5772
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!