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TechSavvyBoomer

analog, classic, Durable, efficient, electronics, FUNCTIONALITY, Gadgets, mechanical, Nostalgia, obsolete tech, old tech, Outdated, practical, Reliable, Retro, Satisfied, sentimental, Technology, TechSavvyBoomer, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5821	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Animals Bred:	81	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so old school, it still runs on a dial-up internet connection and floppy disks. But don’t worry, our players love it because it gives them that nostalgic feeling of the good ol’ days.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, Assistance, bilateral agreement, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, economic development, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, friendship, government relations, international relations, Investment, Japan, long-term support, Minecraft, Partnership, Server, solidarity, SushiCraft, Trade, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	683
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

so, like, this server is like the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Japan and Ukraine got together and signed some crazy agreement to support each other forever. well, that’s basically what this server is like. we got alliances from all over the world, bro. you can build your own little nation and make alliances with other players. it’s like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and be a part of this epic international community. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

DroneJammerGangChiRus

agency.., Chinese, collaboration, cooperation, countermeasures, Defense, drone jammers, DroneJammerGangChiRus, electronic warfare, Equipment, Espionage, International, long range communication, Military, Partnership, Procurement, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

So, like, you know how those Chinese and Russian dudes are always up to some crazy stuff, right? Well, get this – they’re trying to find drone jammers! Like, why would they even need that? Are they planning on taking over the world with drones or something?

Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!

Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.

Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!

AntSlayerCraft

ants, AntSlayerCraft, Consciousness, Empathy, environmental ethics, ethical considerations, existential crisis, Guilt, human impact, Humanity, insect, insect perspective, insect society, INSIGNIFICANT, mass murderer, Microcosm, moral dilemma, perspective, philosophical reflection, small beings, tiny creatures

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing – we are all mass murderers in the eyes of ants. That’s right, those tiny little bugs are terrified of us and our epic building skills. Join us and show those ants who’s boss by constructing the most insane structures they’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ant kingdom waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some ant-squishing fun on our server!

Smokin’ Lakes: 89% Fiery Fun

air pollution, air quality, atmospheric conditions, climate change, ecosystem, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, fiery, Fun, intense wildfire activity, Lakes, long-term effects, natural disasters, North America, particulate matter, remote sensing, respiratory health, satellite imagery, smoke drift, Smokin, wildfire season, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Items Found:	5517
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	602	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.

In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

Hot Dog Water: Where your Wiener meets its match! No rules, just soggy buns!

Active, BUNS, Challenges, Cheating, Community, Discord, dog, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, Ip:, java, Join, match, meets, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Server, Soggy, stealing, Survival, video intro, Water, Website, WIENER

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Emeralds Found:	6740	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Java Version	1.20.6

Overview

Hardcore: – Votes for world reset are held on Discord.

Vanilla: – No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join us! IP: play.hdw.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex Video Intro: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

FAQs

Q: Can I teleport randomly on the server?

A: No, random teleport is not allowed on this server.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and PvP are allowed on the server.

Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I participate in a world reset vote?

A: World reset votes are held on our Discord server. Join the Discord community to participate in the voting process.

ShiranuiCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ShiranuiCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of ninja pandas decided to build a secret base in the clouds and they needed help. So, they created this server and now they’re recruiting players to join their epic quest to defeat the evil broccoli king who is trying to take over the Minecraft world with his army of dancing carrots. Are you brave enough to join the ninja pandas and save the world? Of course you are! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

NostalgicCraft Minecraft Server

behavior analysis, childhood memories, cleaning, Communication, emotional expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family stress, Gender Roles, household chores, kitchen chores, Minecraft, NostalgicCraft, playing video games, Playroom, psychological breakdown, Saturday morning, Server, stress, vacuuming, women’s behavior, women’s roles

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ores Mined:	1015	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of being interrupted by stressed out family members while playing Minecraft on a Saturday morning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us and build your dream world without any nagging or unnecessary cleaning distractions. Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to relax and enjoy some quality gaming time. So come on in and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

asking for cash gifts, cash gifts, CashCraft, Cultural differences, family traditions, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift preferences, gift suggestions, indian culture, Minecraft, moving abroad, new home, Registry, Server, wedding etiquette, wedding gifts, wedding guests, wedding invites, wedding planning, wedding registry, wedding traditions, wedding website

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where the only gift you can give is a toaster or a blender? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and gift the happy couple some virtual diamonds or enchanted swords! No need to worry about shipping or lugging heavy presents across continents, just hop on our server and show your love in the most epic way possible. Plus, if your dad thinks it’s rude to specify gifts, just tell him it’s all part of the Minecraft wedding tradition! So come on down and make this couple’s virtual wedding the most memorable one yet!

TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Towns Built:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.