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CraftyCreeperCraze: Where ‘>be me’ turns into ‘>be awesome’ in Minecraft fun!
Are you tired of getting rejected on Tinder by aggressive fat girls with 200 matches? Do you want to prove that you have a big dick and aren’t just a baby dick insecure guy? Then join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter and everyone is welcome, even fat cunts! Build your way to victory and show off your skills to all those Tinder rejects. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s see if you can handle the heat of our crazy community! -
Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Adventure Land: Where ‘I am tired of my life’ turns into ‘I am living my best blocky life!’
Are you tired of your boring life and looking for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Why move to Essex when you can join our server and experience the thrill of virtual block-building adventures?Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of virtual chess.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – a land where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to your boring life. Who needs Essex when you have a world of endless possibilities right at your fingertips?
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KittyCraft: Where grief turns into crafting adventures! RIP Fluffy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the purr-fect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of cats who will keep you company as you build, mine, and explore.Our server is so awesome that even my cat, who just passed away after 16 glorious years of meowing and knocking things off shelves, would have wanted you to join. She was a fierce warrior in the world of Minecraft, slaying creepers with her mighty paws and ruling over her kingdom of catnip with an iron paw.
So come on down to our server and pay tribute to my fallen feline friend by building a giant statue of her in the town square. And who knows, maybe you’ll even spot her ghostly form wandering the pixelated plains, still on the prowl for adventure. Join now and let the meow-tastic fun begin!
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The maze runner
Welcome to The maze runner , the ultimate Minecraft maze server inspired by the thrilling movie, The Maze Runner. Here, you’ll find yourself in the center of a vast and ever-changing maze, surrounded by towering walls and intricate passageways. Each day, the gates open, inviting the bravest of players to test their wits and survival skills against the labyrinth’s treacherous twists and turns. Join The maze runner now and embark on an epic adventure where only the smartest and fastest can hope to escape. Will you rise as a true Maze Runner, or will the maze claim you? Enter if you dare!
Themazerunner.net
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Crafty History Avoidance
join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn history and make mistakes just like the malicious peeps! we got crazy stories and op info that will blow ur mind. u wont believe the shenanigans that go down in dis server. come join us and be part of the chaos!IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft
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Manic Minecraft Madness
madness, neurodevelopmental disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, mental health, historical perspectiveLOL come join our minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a squirrel on a trampoline! we got so much fun stuff happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat is even going on?!” like that time when a creeper accidentally blew up our entire castle and we had to rebuild it with diamond blocks.we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.
plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!
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Aegea
Welcome to Aegea! aegea.mcserver.us Description We are a Spigot SMP server with plugins for fun gameplay, economy, and ranks. Players can use various commands for teleportation, trading, locking chests, and more. Ranks Description Guest Starting rank with basic privileges Builder Basic player rank with 5 /sethomes Artisan Higher rank with more commands and /sethomes Noble Advanced player rank with additional privileges Premier Highest rank elected monthly Rules 1. No griefing 2. No stealing 3. No PvP without consent 4. No spamming 5. No hacking 6. No toxicity 7. Have fun 🙂 Plugins Used CoreProtect, Essentials, LWC, Vault, Decent Holograms, GSit, BetterTeams, BetterRTP, Chunky, GroupManager, WorldEdit, WorldGuard Frequently Asked Questions Q: How can I rise through the ranks on the server? A: Players are promoted after reaching playtime milestones. Starting as a Guest, players can advance to Builder, Artisan, Noble, and potentially Premier through monthly elections. Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow? A: Yes, the server enforces rules against griefing, stealing, PvP without consent, spamming, hacking, and toxic behavior. The primary rule is to have fun while respecting others. -
CraftyLifeChanger
Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to mine that seemingly insignificant block of dirt, only to uncover a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha! Who knew that one tiny choice could lead to a life-changing adventure filled with epic quests, magical treasures, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (in a good way, of course)! So come on, take a chance and join us on this wild ride – who knows what other unexpected surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!